[Lights up on 3 guys in the restroom, all looking at their phone]
Mercutio: Hey Romeo, check out this meme
Romeo: Oh! I love Loca the Pug, she is so iconic!
Mercutio: I know, she can’t flipping run.
Benvolio: Oh my God that is so old guys, are you serious?
Mercutio: Dab on them haters.
Romeo: Stop dabbing it’s so last year.
Benvolio, through a mouthful of chips: Look what Tybalt just posted
Romeo: Ewww why would he post that? I think I might puke, that is so dank. I am going to block him.
Mercutio: I thought dank was good?
Romeo: Depends on how you say it, anyways,
*Romeo swipes something on his phone*
Benvolio: I can’t believe you blocked him.
Mercutio: Why is this a big deal?
Mercutio: That doesn’t help. At all.
Romeo: What evs. We should probably get to class.
[All three exit stage left]
[Lights up at Nurse’s office, Romeo lies in a sickbed]
Mercutio: Ok so lemme get this straight, you blocked Tybalt on Instagram,
Mercutio: Then you got into a fight with him over it,
Mercutio: Then you KNOCKED HIM OUT?
Romeo: Yup XD
Benvolio: Ok but, like, I think I saw that Juliet chick checking you out during the fight.
Romeo: Sweet, she’s hot.
Mercutio: Why are we focused on this rn? Romie just knocked a kid unconscious.
Benvolio: I know right! [High fives Romeo]
Mercutio: It’s not something to high five about! He could have gotten expelled.
Romeo: Ok. So back to Juliet.
Benvolio: So I heard from Rosaline that Juliet wants to meet you behind the school at 3:15 today.
Romeo: Swiggity Swoogity! Imma slide into her dm’s on insta. Swaggy
Mercutio: I give up.